TO: All Employees of Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
FROM: Joan Harris, Office Manager and head of the secretarial pool
DATE: November 19, 2011
SUBJECT: Office Party and Xerox Demo
You will be glad to know that this week’s office party will proceed as usual after normal working hours and that nibbles and drinks will be served. (Secretaries: Please be sure to restock your boss’s bar before the end of the day.) Also, in celebration of our many recently acquired accounts here at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce, there will be a few surprises that we hope will be entertaining for us all. However, exemplary office decorum will be expected from everyone during this evening’s gathering.
Also, it has come to my attention that many of you have difficulties operating the copier machine. Because of its constant paper jams and uneven ink output, the copier machine is a daily source of problems. We have read your numerous complaints and are happy to announce an exciting opportunity. We recently contacted Proper Copy Company about your concerns, and they have agreed to conduct a demonstration all about the proper operation of a copier machine. This is the perfect opportunity for you to know exactly what to do if you encounter a paper jam or just need to know how to collate properly. You will be able to participate in a question-and-answer session as well.
Please note: Personal use of the Xerox machine is strictly prohibited.
